What's up with the bicycle wedding?

It's an old-timey bicycle wedding!

Why bicycles?

Well, first off Lyle loves bicycles. Secondly, we both love to bike in the park, weave back and forth, and sing "The Rainbow Connection" while batting eyes at each other. That's not a joke. We actually do that. Frequently.

Thirdly. (Lyle's gonna totally want to correct that. Obvious terrible grammar. I do it to spite him, just 'cause I love to see him get all riled up over grammar! Naughty, naughty me...tee, hee, hee!)

(*ahem*)

Thirdly, it is very hard not to smile and have a good time on a bicycle. It is a known fact that bicycling naturally brings about a samadhi-like state of blissful transcendence in even the densest and most serious of human beings. 

Therefore by having a bicycle wedding procession and post-ceremony bike victory lap of the park, we intend to affect Santa Monica and the surrounding areas with a 357% increase of joy and fulfillment with the help of our happy peddling guests. Em...that's you, dear reader.

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